Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Foreskin Man Gets Circumcised

I haven't laughed that hard in months. Capt. Israel even wraps tefillin around his left arm and (possibly?) forehead! Now that we're certain he's either straight-up Chabadnik or a "friend of Chabad", I feel comfortable recommending a tzitzis-type cape, or he can tuck them in, to reduce his drag coefficient. How about a "kosher-sense", to avoid treif (non-kosher food) by instinct? A little tight around the crotch, though. Not so good for the uhh... le virilit√©. There is potential here. Of course, the real battles are yet to come - does he go by OU-D or Cholov Yisroel, etc.

Check out the artist, Arlen Schumer. (h/t EoZ)

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