I know, I haven't written much lately, and you're all very, very disappointed (you Egyptian protesters most of all). In my defense, it has been a strange few weeks: work, school, family, friendships, electric eels, politics, window decals, procrastination, road trips, long-forgotten psycho ex-drama queens who can't seem to spell "calendar", activism, faith, tears, shwarma... Peanut Butter Shabbos Time couldn't come soon enough! But all that weirdness simply pales in comparison to the downright bizarre, haunting and horrifying spectacle you're about to witness.
Okay, then, my work here is done. Good Shabbos.