That's One Disturbed Kitty

There are few creatures in the world able to go all psycho on you and look really cute doing it. I knew a person like that once, but alas, I've said too much already. Bad kitty! See, this would never happen with my cat's Soviet-inspired discipline regime. My feline knows that it's just one growl away from seeing the inside of a dryer (drier vs. dryer). The key is to follow through with it, because no cat ever believes they will get stuffed into a dryer against their will. That is, until you trap them with a towel and stuff them into a dryer against their will, and then they never forget. And neither will I, judging from the scars.